46 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of June 9, 2025

This week, Apple announced Liquid Glass, its transparent new interface and design language at the Worldwide Developers Conference (WWDC), sparking joy from Windows Vista truthers and anyone who felt their iPhone screens were too legible. 

Apple higher-up Alan Dye described the new interface, which features translucent effects and an egregious amount of Gaussian blur, as ”intuitive, beautiful and delightful.” Predictably, people flocked to Twitter to sound off on the new hard-to-read update. “Steve Jobs would’ve cornered you in a dark alley and beat the shit out of you with a metal pipe if you even SUGGESTED something like this,” one speculated, while another likened this new aesthetic to “a jailbroken iPhone from 2010.” 

Unlike everyone’s phone screens in the imminent future, these scathing burns are very easy on the eyes, the funniest of which roast theater kids, Addison Rae’s fanbase and Chicago’s “beaches.”